Back from sunny Dorset to sunny Suffolk. Before I regale some holiday tales, here's a thing: don't you think that caravans have weird & wonderful names? Here are some we (as a family - it beats I Spy) spotted last week:

• Moselle Pageant
• Ranger
• Adria
• Avondale
• Coachman
• Knightsbridge
• Fleetwood
• Shamal (bit Ricky Gervais, that one)
• Lunar Lexon (used to play this on a programmable calculator)
• Marauder (navigate around Hogwarts)
• Esprit Panache
• Delta
• Conqueror
• Freelander
• Wyoming Senator
• Expression
• Firebrand (ideal for quidditch)
• Coachman VIP
• Pastiche (popular in Cornwall?)
• Solar
• Swift Alouette (ohhhhhhh)
• Compass Reflection

And now I can tear up the sickly green 3x5 index card of my motorhome scribbles.